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Humor.

I had a nigger in my family tree… he’s still hanging there!

If there was a maze with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, a smart mexican, or a dumb mexican?
The dumb mexican, the rest don’t exist.

What’s the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women’s clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what’s good for her.

How do you know jews are living nextdoor?
There’s wet toilet paper on the clothesline

Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
The joystick is wet.

Why haven’t any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn’t need cleaning yet.

Why did God create blondes?
Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.
Why did he create brunettes?
Neither could the blondes.

You could be a redneck if you use duck tape as bikini wax.

Why did the toddler drop it’s lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.

Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her!

If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

I love being in Illinois, seeing my little cousin Lily, watching my mom & grandma play Dancing With The Stars on Wii, being able to wear my warm clothes, the new clothes that I bought, the matching bra & panty set I bought, looking forward to going to IHOP & the mall tomorrow, looking forward to Thanksgiving, the Octopus drawing I just colored, my nails, the fact that I finally got my haircut.

I hate that I’m on my period when I’m in the middle of my birthcontrol cycle & not supposed to start it for another 2 weeks, this fight me & Paul are in, that I threw up on my grandma’s rug lastnight, that I’m cold but don’t feel like putting on pants, that my belly hurts, that I don’t know what to do, that I can’t vent on tumblr about actual important things because I don’t want people to ask me about it, that no matter what I say it doesn’t seem to make a difference or get through to anyone, that I only get to see Lily, Auntie, & Crispien one more time, that I have to sit in the backseat for another 2 days in only 4 days, that there’s no time, that I never write in tumblr because there’s never anything to write about, that I have goosebumps, that my neck hurts, that I miss my friends.

Right about now; Love<Hate.
No good. 

My ears are popped still.

Damn those beautiful mountains. There was so many times that I wanted to stop and take amazing pictures. The scenery driving over here was gorgeous.

You want to talk about all the feelings I’m feeling
You’re a phone call home after eight long seasons
There’s a mail order bride and a baby that’s teething
Said the smog, it hurts your eyes, so on the next train you’re leaving
I’m not certain it’s the smog, more just the constant grieving
But first you’re dropping off the kid, sticking me with the feeding
I said, oh God damn it you’re so mean
You say I’ll lose the Christian crowd if I say things like these
But I’ve already lost them, I couldn’t care less
I guess my path, it just got wide, so I’ll just wish you all my narrow best
I guess that’s it

1:01

Three more hours until I leave for Illinois.

The weather while I’m there will be in the low 40s for a high and high 30s for a low.
On Thanksgiving they’re expecting it to have flurries <3

I cannot wait to sip hotcoco next to a fire all bundled up in a blanket, which is what I’ll spend most of my time doing I’m sure seeing as how I’ll be freezing my ass off in the basement at night D:

Chicagoooooo !

Life has gotten way too boring.

Every single time, no matter which song it is, no matter how many times I listen to it, I always, always get goosebumps from Dear And The Headlights <3

Then the howls and moans pour from the black and it's a sea of blank faces straight to the back, aggressively mediocre in every single way. Yet you're the only reason that they came.

Ain’t it hard when you discover that the only thing you’ve ever loved is passing your hat
and anything that’s got a pulse is doing just the same
and you’re the only reason that you came!

Shuffle.

IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY?
Read My Mind - The Killers.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Antlion- Dance Gavin Dance.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Love 101 - Peper.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Scar Tiisue - Red Hot Chili Pepers.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me - Fall Out Boy.

WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
Wake Up - Coheed And Cambria.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I Write Sins Not Tradegies - Panic! At The Disco.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Future Freaks Me Out - Motion City Soundtrack.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Here In Your Arms - Hellogoodbye.

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Anyone Else But You - The Moldy Peaches.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Better Open The Door - Motion City Soundtrack.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Catastrophe - Forever The Sickest Kids.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Holler Till You Pass Out - 3OH!3.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Nice Time - Pepper.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Scotty Doesn’t Know - Lustra.
Lmao.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner - Fall Out Boy.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Punkbitch - 3OH!3.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
That’s The Way My Love Is - Smashing Pumpkins.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Touchdown Turnaround - Hellogoodbye.

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
A Jagged Gorgeous Winter<3 - The Main Drag.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Its Safe To Say You Dig The Back Seat :P - Dance Gavin Dance.

TUMBLR IS?
All Mixed Up - 311.